(YES, THIS IS THE SAME AS AN E-MAIL I SENT, SO WHAT)
OK, I have ten pallets in my garage and I just got an e-mail saying my Seahawks season tickets are on the way.
And it quit raining.
Today is awesome.
Now I'm waiting for the sun to go down to target higher risk pallets at various locations around town.
Anywho, Thursday we party.
The action starts for families at the USCG base pool at 1pm. I've arranged to have the pool to ourselves with no coastie brats in sight for an hour and a half so townies should skip work and bring yer lil monsters. I can recommend hitting the MWR Pizza Parlor for a slice of pie or real ice cream afterwards, located next to the pool. The base pool is located where the totem pole is/was, where the pizza parlor was 20 years ago. Cross the runway and take the sharp right (but not on the runway of course), go about 300 yards and it is to yer left, right before the Biliken Theater. I wasn't able to confirm the bus yet but either way I'll be at the Food 4 Less (what you called Krafts) parking lot downtown at 12:30pm. If you see a short bus sittin' on 20's, that's me.
At 8pm Alaska Standard Time we shall ditch the kids and make our way to the Best Western (what you called the K.I., Westmark, Sheffield, etc) to the bar located on the second floor which is part of the Chartroom Restaurant that overlooks nothing but the top of Sutliffs. Its a comfy spot and not on our Friday bar crawl agenda. After destroying the place like Tommy Lee on coke and Red Bull we shall relocate to the old Rodeo Grounds beach about nine miles out of town to burn all the pallets I have in my garage and make Boyd happy. This is BRING YER OWN BOOZAHOL. For. Reals. You get extra points if you bring Rainier. You can hit the Safeway liquor store on the mall before heading out. It is open til midnight I believe. I like Crown Royal. Hint. Actually I will most likely be driving loads of pallets back and forth from my stash spot in the Flats and might not partake. DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE. There are pigs and they are deep on The Rock. Troopers, Base Swine, KPD, don't take a chance. Carry extra cash and call a cab. In fact, because I love you, I've notified my own personal cab to be on alert that night.
Write this down.
Cab #4: 2008 GMC Yukon XL (very new and holds a gang of mofos)
"Super Dave" David Barker
cell 539-5002
He will drive to the beach and back. He knows we are there. He's got me home in one piece 1000 times (most of those times were weekends).
Otherwise you can call the cab company at 486-4343.
I have no idea how long we'll stay out there but since we are old now probably not 5am.
Take pictures!
Nick Sandin
486-0971 89ers Hotline
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